someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
update: i’m out of watermelon
make watermelon clothes
how does one not reblog this
Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
Reblogging for that comment
Here, have some owls
That owl’s high as fuck
Everything so green and shit
Owls are my spirit animal.
I suddenly want an owl for a pet
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.
I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.
shock and awe
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.
Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.
Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…
what has four letters and is very hard
This post got really deep really fast
Ninja in training
Is the guy in the background doing a belly flop on a trampoline?
I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.
The Winchesters checking you out
Idk how to feel I’m blogging naked
As he got older, his perception of reality became distorted.
as he became older he got more and more bored with reality. when youre technically perfect the only place you can go is surreal
Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000…). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey… you’re depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you’re fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you’ll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?